Anti Bad Mood Aromatherapy Sprays' - Funny Search Terms from Google.

Share this post Twitter Facebook Tumblr Email Posted May 23, 2012 in aggressive, air, air freshener, anti-aggressive, apathy, aromatherapy, bad, basil, calm, calming, citrus, customer, dysfunctional, ego, essential, freshener, freshner, google, grapefruit, mood, mother, narcissist, oil, organic, pink, search, terms, work

I never really get tired of seeing the Google search terms that lead people to the anti bad mood sprays' site. 

 

What's an anti-vacuum bottle for lambs?! Oh.  I wonder if they found this site because I mention 'nipples' and 'Clarice'?

Dysfunctional mother. Check. Spray The Antidote for Ego™ - liberally before each family event. Leave a bottle in the bathroom. 

Plus one for 'narcissist bad mood.'

'Antidote for an aggressive customer' - depends what you mean by "aggressive." Your best spray (In that situation) may be pepper spray. But we make our own, too. Anti-aggressive aromatherapy anti-bad-mood spray.

'Obstructionist+resistance+define" - huh. Somewhat strange to see we are in the top 5 on Google in answer to that question.

'air freshner [sic] for body odor' - duh. Apathy™ contains pink grapefruit essential oil and the citrus cleans the air naturally. 

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Art Prints by inflated/deflated

Share this post Twitter Facebook Tumblr Email Posted April 04, 2012 in aggressive, air, air freshener, apathy, aromatherapy, artist, b.o., bad, bathroom, bitter, body odour, bored, boss, calm, calming, deodarant, deodarizer, depressing, dysfunction, ego, essential, food, four seasons resorts, fragrance, freshener, fresheners

Creative by nature, I surround myself at work with art that inspires me. Today, I bought four prints from inflated/deflated . Each speaks to  the character of the four anti-bad-mood sprays I manufacture. It matters to me that you've bought them, and you love them, and it matters to me that world class resorts like Four Seasons Resorts want them too. It was a tiny idea, and the idea waited nearly twenty years until I was in the right place, at the right time. Which is right now. So I'm celebrating by supporting someone else's idea. 

Apathy.


 

Ego. 



Passive.


 

Aggressive.


I'm going to arrange these in a row on my office wall. Who knows? Maybe someday, I will have so much bad mood art that I'll be able to tour it as a collection. Just like UBS Bank.

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Mood Sprays on Refinery29.com

Share this post Twitter Facebook Tumblr Email Posted March 19, 2012 in air, air freshener, air quality, anti, anti-valentine's, antidote, apathetic, b.o., bad, calm, calming, column, fragrance, freshener, fresheners, freshner, freshners, i hate my boss, jasmine, narcissism, narcissm, natural, office, oils, pepper spray, poli

This was our first piece of press - and I love it. I had it made into a poster for my office. I started out thinking the anti-bad-mood sprays would be a cure for anger, apathy, sadness, and aggressive behavior at the office and at home. I love it when people have their own ideas about how to use it. This feature by Refinery29.com is perfect:

 

 



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Aromatherapy mood lifting sprays on DailyCandy.com

Share this post Twitter Facebook Tumblr Email Posted March 19, 2012 in aggressive, anti, anti-valentine's, antidote, apathetic, apathy, aromatherapy, bad, bathroom, bitter, bored, boss, bottle, calm, calming, complaints, cure, day, deodarant, deodarizer, depressing, ego, essential, fragrance, freshener, freshner, freshners

Our anti-bad-mood sprays were featured in a hilarious anti-Valentine's slideshow, "(Not So) Bitter Party of One" on DailyCandy.com  

The feature made me so happy - I love DailyCandy.


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Why I Developed A Set of Anti-Bad Mood Sprays: 1.0

Share this post Twitter Facebook Tumblr Email Posted January 09, 2012 in anti, aromatherapy, bad, calm, calming, herbal, mood, office, room, spray, sprays


Why did I develop a set of anti-bad mood sprays? Not just for you. Not just for your office or your home. 

I did it because when I arrived at my office this morning, one of the building tenants had parked in the driveway entrance to the parking lot. And left his car there for 45 minutes so no one could get in or out of the office garage. Which meant I had to find a spot on the street and then, when he finally left, drop what I was doing and move my car again. The fact that he thought he could do that without worrying about the rest of the building's schedule? That's why I developed

Aggressive™. 

Blended with aromatherapy essential oils to calm me down. Which is good. Because sniffing herbal room sprays is so much more acceptable than letting the air out of his tires.Or whatever I would have said if I'd run into him in the hallway.Fresh orange. Maybe I can pretend I'm somewhere else. Like an citrus grove in Florida. Instead of this old, smelly, office building where I don't even get to use the parking spot that I PAY FOR. 

--Heidi

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