I never have been a very good Secret Santa.

Share this post Twitter Facebook Tumblr Email Posted October 14, 2012 in @collaredsheep, advertising, advice, aggressive, air, air freshener, air quality, anti-aggressive, anti-bad-mood-spray, antidote, apathetic, apathy, aromatherapy, artificial, b.o., bathroom, beauty, best mom ever, birthday, body odor, body odour, bored, boss, bottle, brother, bust magazine, cheap, cosmetics, coworkers, cubicle, cure, customer, cute, deodarant, deodarizer, depressing, environment, food stealing, four seasons, fragrance, freshener, freshner, freshners, fridge locker, gift, guide, hannukah, holiday, ideas, mailman, mother, mothers, office, package, packaging, santa, scent, secret, secret santa, simply charming, spa, spray, steal, stinks, stole, stressful, under twenty dollars, war, what not to wear, work

 

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Anti-bad-mood sprays™ Are a Return Hit for Holiday Gifts and Office Secret Santa

Share this post Twitter Facebook Tumblr Email Posted October 14, 2012 in advice, anti-bad-mood-spray, antidote, antidote for ego, apathy, aromatherapy, aunt, bad, bathroom, body odor, body odour, bored, boss, cheap, christmas, complaints, corporate, coworkers, cubicle, cute, dysfunctional, essential, essential oils, families, family, freshener, fresheners, freshner, freshners, gift, guilt, hannukah, holiday, i hate my boss, ideas, mailman, mom, monday, mood, mother, office, passive-aggressive, relatives, santa, secret, steal, stink, stinks, thanksgiving, under twenty dollars, what not to wear, work

 Dwight Schrute prepares for the holidays. 

It’s that time again. Ugh. Your mother will, once again, yell across the Thanksgiving dinner table, "When are you two going to stop using birth control, already?!"

If you don't come up with exactly the right gift for Raul in accounting he'll see that you never get your expense checks back in time to pay the credit card bills.

A big hit last season, anti-bad-mood sprays™ are the perfect fit for this year's holiday gifts.

Aromatherapy mood sprays are an inexpensive, creative gift for office, family, friends

The Antidote for Ego™, Apathy™, Passive™ and Aggressive™ are custom blended sprays that battle common bad moods. Priced under $20 each, with eco-luxe packaging, they are perfect for everyone – the hostess, the office gift exchange, your family, your mailman.

“There really isn’t anyone who doesn’t need at least one anti-bad-mood spray™,” says Heidi Rettig, CEO of HR Products. “Everyone can use a bottle in a shared restroom to tamp down, um … smells. Stock up before the dysfunctional family members arrive for Thanksgiving dinner. There’s no shame in buying in bulk.”

The products are certified vegan and their essential oils are organically sourced, whenever possible. Apathy™ is the most popular product on the website. The scent of fresh peeled grapefruit, with a hint of green, naturally freshens the air and enhances memory and concentration.

“I ship more bottles of anti-Passive™ to New York City than anywhere else in our great nation,” Rettig says. “Something I wouldn’t have predicted based on my experience of the way New Yorkers behave in the taxi line outside Grand Central Station.”


Taxi Line at Grand Central Station, New York City.

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Anti Bad Mood Aromatherapy Sprays' - Funny Search Terms from Google.

Share this post Twitter Facebook Tumblr Email Posted May 23, 2012 in aggressive, air, air freshener, anti-aggressive, apathy, aromatherapy, bad, basil, calm, calming, citrus, customer, dysfunctional, ego, essential, freshener, freshner, google, grapefruit, mood, mother, narcissist, oil, organic, pink, search, terms, work

I never really get tired of seeing the Google search terms that lead people to the anti bad mood sprays' site. 

 

What's an anti-vacuum bottle for lambs?! Oh.  I wonder if they found this site because I mention 'nipples' and 'Clarice'?

Dysfunctional mother. Check. Spray The Antidote for Ego™ - liberally before each family event. Leave a bottle in the bathroom. 

Plus one for 'narcissist bad mood.'

'Antidote for an aggressive customer' - depends what you mean by "aggressive." Your best spray (In that situation) may be pepper spray. But we make our own, too. Anti-aggressive aromatherapy anti-bad-mood spray.

'Obstructionist+resistance+define" - huh. Somewhat strange to see we are in the top 5 on Google in answer to that question.

'air freshner [sic] for body odor' - duh. Apathy™ contains pink grapefruit essential oil and the citrus cleans the air naturally. 

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Life Stinks: You Can Do Something About It.

Share this post Twitter Facebook Tumblr Email Posted April 02, 2012 in air freshener, apathy, aromatherapy, cleaner, cure, deodarant, deodarizer, environment, essential, fragrance, freshener, fresheners, freshner, freshners, grapefruit, herbal, home, i hate my boss, laundry detergent, natural, personal, scent, smell, spray

 Apathy anti-bad-mood spray smells like fresh-peeled pink grapefruit.

 

People smell, and that’s not so out-of-the ordinary. And neither is chronic, day-to-day misery. What’s unusual is when people – either smelly people or miserable people – actually make an effort to do something about it.

In an email to HR Products’ headquarters, Heather A. explains how much she hates her life:

“Things at my work are going to hell in a hand basket. The only thing keeping me sane is the sprays. My co-worker says that that I look like a ‘huffer’ when she catches me in my office sniffing all the room sprays.”

“She doesn’t smell,” says Heidi Rettig, CEO of antibadmoodsprays.com. “At least I don’t think so, because we’ve never actually met, but her life is obviously completely miserable because she bought all four of my mood-lifting sprays.

Heather A. bought a bottle of Apathy™ and then ordered the other three scents just hours after receiving her first delivery.

“Okay. I’m hooked. I hate you. I just got my box delivered, and now I’m ordering again. I’m spraying this sh*t on me and everyone that comes in my office. And my home. Ahhh … now I can function. Thank you for making my life bearable.”

How does HR Products feel about that? Heidi Rettig replies, “We love Heather.”

 

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Mood Sprays on Refinery29.com

Share this post Twitter Facebook Tumblr Email Posted March 19, 2012 in air, air freshener, air quality, anti, anti-valentine's, antidote, apathetic, b.o., bad, calm, calming, column, fragrance, freshener, fresheners, freshner, freshners, i hate my boss, jasmine, narcissism, narcissm, natural, office, oils, pepper spray, poli

This was our first piece of press - and I love it. I had it made into a poster for my office. I started out thinking the anti-bad-mood sprays would be a cure for anger, apathy, sadness, and aggressive behavior at the office and at home. I love it when people have their own ideas about how to use it. This feature by Refinery29.com is perfect:

 

 



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Aromatherapy mood lifting sprays on DailyCandy.com

Share this post Twitter Facebook Tumblr Email Posted March 19, 2012 in aggressive, anti, anti-valentine's, antidote, apathetic, apathy, aromatherapy, bad, bathroom, bitter, bored, boss, bottle, calm, calming, complaints, cure, day, deodarant, deodarizer, depressing, ego, essential, fragrance, freshener, freshner, freshners

Our anti-bad-mood sprays were featured in a hilarious anti-Valentine's slideshow, "(Not So) Bitter Party of One" on DailyCandy.com  

The feature made me so happy - I love DailyCandy.


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UrbanDaddy features Anti Bad Mood Sprays and The Antidote for Ego.

Share this post Twitter Facebook Tumblr Email Posted March 19, 2012 in air, air freshener, antidote, b.o., bad, body odor, body odour, bored, deodarant, depressing, ego, essential, fragrance, freshener, fresheners, freshner, freshners, mood, narcissism, narcissm, natural, office, oils, personal, work

I wanted to share this recent feature from urbandaddy.com!The Antidote for Ego anti-bad-mood spray in all it's goodness!


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Did you realize...the average worker spends 1 hour each day searching for lost email?

Share this post Twitter Facebook Tumblr Email Posted February 28, 2012 in email, hate, job, lost, office, sucks, time, waste, wasters, work


Email Overload
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BUY THREE GET ONE FREE + Free Shipping: Cyber Monday deal!

Share this post Twitter Facebook Tumblr Email Posted November 28, 2011 in antidote, apathetic, apathy, aromatherapy, b.o., bathroom, body odor, body odour, bored, boss, citrus, corporate, cubicle, cyber, deodarant, deodarizer, depressing, dysfunction, ego, environment, essential, fragrance, fres, freshener, fresheners, freshner



TODAY ONLY: Buy three aromatherapy mood sprays (your choice) and get one free*. 

The perfect office gift for your secret Santa; the natural antidote for bad smells in workplace restrooms, at home, or in the car. 

Apathy™; The Antidote for Ego™; Passive and Aggressive™ aromatherapy mood sprays are spray-able essential oils. Each formula is custom blended to combat a specific kind of bad mood. The scent is subtle enough for use in shared spaces. 

*The purchase price will be refunded to your credit card when order is processed. 

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Cubicle Mood Sprays: Secret Santa Office Gift Guide

Share this post Twitter Facebook Tumblr Email Posted November 22, 2011 in aromatherapy, b.o., bathroom, body odour, bored, boss, bottle, citrus, corporate, cubicle, cure, deodarant, deodarizer, depressing, dysfunction, food, freshener, fresheners, freshner, freshners, gift, grapefruit, hate, holiday, job, mood, my, natural, off

 

 

 

How many times a day do you find yourself thinking, "I hate my boss?" Google Analytics tells us that this phrase brings more people to The Antidote for Ego website than any other. The sad part is that people aren't even really looking for a "cure," per se. They're just making a kind of search engine confession. These are desperate times.

Cubicle mood sprays can't fix your situation, but they will help you cope. At least in a small way. The aromatherapy blends in each bottle were developed to mitigate common workplace complaints; behaviors that affect all of us at one time or another.

The biggest seller on my website is Apathy™ - and Apathy™ is a great cubicle mood spray to start with if you've never tried aromatherapy before. It's a fresh, grapefruit scent subtle enough for use in a shared space. The natural citrus will clean bad food smells out of the air and improve your mood.

A great idea for your Secret Santa, but mostly, a great idea just for you. Free shipping through the holidays.

 

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